Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy name for a guy's thing that’s bigger than a donut and louder than a fire alarm.

My cousin's padongdong is so big, it woke the whole neighborhood.

He said his padongdong could break the internet.

My dog ran away when he saw my brother's padongdong.

2

A thing guys have that can be used to embarrass people in the bathroom.

I told my friend his padongdong was in the toilet.

She got scared when his padongdong popped out.

He used his padongdong to scare the principal.

3

A guy's thing that can make you laugh so hard you cry.

His padongdong made me laugh so hard I fell off the couch.

I saw his padongdong and couldn’t stop giggling.

The teacher saw his padongdong and started laughing too.

4

A guy's thing that can be used to fight other guys.

He fought the whole class with his padongdong.

His padongdong was bigger than the football team.

He used his padongdong to beat up the bully.

5

A thing that can be used to describe a guy when he’s showing off.

He showed off his padongdong to the whole school.

He was so proud of his padongdong.

He used his padongdong to impress the girls.

6

A guy's thing that can be used to describe someone who’s too loud.

His padongdong was louder than the teacher’s voice.

He screamed his padongdong at the top of his lungs.

His padongdong could be heard from the next state.