Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A big poop that goes boom in the toilet like a firecracker. It smells so bad it could take out a whole army.

I did a padom so loud the toilet shook.

My padom smelled like my uncle’s feet after a week in the sewer.

I did a padom and my roommate ran out screaming.

2

When you poop so hard the toilet makes a noise like a tank exploding. It smells like rotten eggs and bad decisions.

I did a padom and my dog ran away.

My padom was so bad my mom called the police.

I did a padom and my dad said I was going to jail.

3

A massive poop that hits the toilet like a meteor. It smells like a dead raccoon in a trash can.

I did a padom and my sister cried.

My padom was so loud the neighbors called the cops.

I did a padom and my cat ran out of the room.

4

When you poop so big it sounds like a bomb went off in the toilet. The smell is so bad it could make a saint cry.

I did a padom and my teacher gave me a detention.

My padom was so bad my dog got sick.

I did a padom and my friend ran out of the bathroom.

5

A giant poop that goes boom in the toilet like a dragon fart. The smell is so bad it could kill a man.

I did a padom and my brother laughed so hard he cried.

My padom was so loud it woke up the neighbors.

I did a padom and my mom said I was a monster.

6

When you poop so big it makes a noise like a rocket taking off. The smell is so bad it could turn your face into a tomato.

I did a padom and my dog ran out of the house.

My padom was so loud it scared my cat.

I did a padom and my dad said I was a poop monster.