Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you scribble all over a paper like it’s your enemy and you’re trying to make it cry.

My math test looked like a toddler had a crayon and a grudge.

He drew a mustache on the teacher’s face and called it art.

She doodled a dragon fighting a chicken and said it was profound.

2

Drawing random stuff on paper because you’re too lazy to actually do your work.

He drew a pizza and a cat fighting and called it a masterpiece.

She filled her essay with stick figures and said it was symbolic.

He drew a hot dog with sunglasses and called it a life choice.

3

When you draw on a paper so bad it looks like your brain exploded.

His drawing looked like a raccoon had taken a crayon and a knife.

She drew a tree with three legs and called it modern art.

He made a mess so bad the teacher called it a crime scene.

4

Drawing nonsense on paper like you’re trying to confuse the whole world.

He drew a square with legs and called it a monster.

She drew a rainbow made of cats and said it was magic.

He drew a fish wearing a hat and called it a revolution.

5

When you draw on a paper like you’re trying to make it look like a madman’s dream.

His drawing had a dog riding a bicycle and a cow wearing a crown.

She drew a cloud with a mustache and called it a vibe.

He drew a robot eating a pizza and said it was the future.

6

Drawing on a paper like you’re mad and don’t care who sees it.

He drew a cat wearing a cape and said it was epic.

She drew a unicorn fighting a dinosaur and called it a battle of the ages.

He drew a hot dog wearing sunglasses and called it a legend.