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A car that has a licence plate that looks like it was hit by a donkey. It's so messed up it's basically a crime against parking. You can use it in the game of pididdle to get extra points and make your enemies cry.
My uncle's car has a licence plate that looks like it was run over by a goat.
I used my broken licence plate to win pididdle and my cousin cried.
That car has a licence plate that's so bent it looks like it's about to explode.