padner

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A buddy who's so average they could be your dad's best friend at a bar.
My padner is the reason I still have a job.
He showed up to my wedding in a tuxedo that looked like it was stolen from a clown.
He tried to convince me that microwaving a pizza is a sport.
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A friend who's basically a side dish to your main course of chaos.
My padner is the reason I have a second job.
He once tried to fight a chicken at a buffet.
He called my boss a ‘douchebag’ in front of the whole office.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A pal who’s so lazy they could sleep through a war.
My padner once missed my birthday because he was ‘napping in the middle of the street.’
He once said ‘I’ll be there in five minutes’ and it took him three hours.
He tried to text me during a movie and got kicked out.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A friend who's like a bag of chips, flaky, salty, and never full.
My padner is flaky like a piece of toast that fell on the floor.
He once forgot my anniversary because he was ‘eating a whole bag of chips.’
He called me at 3 AM to tell me he was ‘dying of loneliness.’
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A friend who's basically a human version of a broken toaster.
My padner is the reason I have a broken toaster.
He once tried to cook breakfast and set the house on fire.
He asked me to borrow money and then said ‘I’ll pay you back in 2025.’
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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