padmarpria

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#vodka beast#snack enthusiast#parent from hell

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Padmarpria is a vodka-drinking monster who eats Suraj for breakfast and thinks Keya is the best kid since the invention of snacks. She has kids and doesn’t care if they cry.
Just saw Padmarpria chug a whole bottle of vodka and then throw Suraj into a blender.
Keya tried to tell her mom she had a math test, and Padmarpria said, 'Do it in vodka.'
She has four kids and a dog named 'Suraj 2.0.'
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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Padmarpria drinks like a fish out of water and eats Suraj like it’s a side dish. She has kids and thinks Keya is the most perfect kid since the first pizza was ever invented.
Padmarpria drank 10 shots of vodka and then asked Suraj to be her lunch.
Keya got a gold star, and Padmarpria said, 'That’s not a gold star, that’s a vodka coupon.'
She has six kids and a kid named 'Suraj Jr.' who also eats Suraj.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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Padmarpria is a vodka-binging lunatic who eats Suraj for fun and thinks Keya is the best kid since the invention of snacks. She has kids and doesn’t know how to cook.
Padmarpria drank so much vodka she started speaking in rhymes and then ate Suraj whole.
Keya asked her mom to make dinner, and Padmarpria said, 'Dinner is vodka and Suraj.'
She has three kids and a dog named 'Suraj' who also eats Suraj.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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