Padmanav

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It's a fancy Hindu name for boys. It means the god who farted a lotus out of his navel. Which really means Lord Vishnu, who made Brahma from that smelly lotus.
My cousin is named Padmanav. He's got a lotus in his navel and a bad attitude.
Padmanav walked into the room like he just created the universe.
Padmanav's mom says he was born with a lotus and a curse.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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It's a Hindu boy name. It means the god who bloomed a lotus from his navel. Which means Vishnu made Brahma from that lotus, and Brahma probably hates it.
Padmanav's lotus is so big, it’s blocking the sun.
At school, Padmanav says he created the universe. Everyone laughed. Then he made them all cry.
Padmanav’s lotus is so loud, it’s like a megaphone.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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It's a Hindu name for boys. It means the god who grew a lotus from his navel. Which means Vishnu made Brahma, and Brahma probably had to take a lot of naps.
Padmanav’s lotus is so big, it’s got its own Instagram.
At the party, Padmanav says he’s from the navel. Everyone said, ‘We believe you, but we also need snacks.’
Padmanav’s lotus is so loud, it’s probably going to wake up Vishnu.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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