Padmae

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An old lady who thinks she's in a relationship, but the guy just uses her for free stuff. She cries like a baby and begs him to stay, but he sees her as just a friend. When his real love comes back, he dumps her like she's trash. She can't get it through her thick skull that she was never his girlfriend. Sex is super rare because he hates her, and her whining makes it worse. He leaves with his love, and she’s stuck with nothing.
My ex used me for free coffee and snacks. When his hot girlfriend came back, he left me with a broken heart and a full stomach.
She cried for three hours when he left. I had to give her a tissue and a napkin.
He used me like a walking vending machine. I got free snacks, but he got a real girlfriend.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Padma is the most beautiful girl in the world, but only if she doesn’t trip over her own feet. Every guy wants her, but she only likes one. She’s smart, kind, and super sweet, but if you break her trust, she’ll rip your face off. Don’t mess with her because she’s like a unicorn, rare and magical, but also a bit temperamental.
Padma got an A+ on her test, and she still had time to make me laugh with her silly jokes.
She broke up with a guy because he cheated, and he got a broken nose for his trouble.
She’s the only person who can make me smile even when I’m eating a whole pizza by myself.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Padma is a crazy person who can party like a rockstar, drink like a fish, and still pass tests. She does everything at once and somehow survives.
She drank 5 shots of vodka, did a cartwheel, and still passed her math test.
She hooked up with the whole school, and then aced her history quiz the next day.
She dyed her hair pink, pierced her tongue, and still got straight A’s.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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She’s your dream girl, but she’ll cuss you out if you don’t treat her right. She’s funny, smart, and loves you, but don’t ever make her mad, she’ll burn you alive.
She gave me a big hug, then cussed me out for not bringing her snacks.
She insulted me with a smile on her face and made me laugh until I cried.
She said I was the dumbest person she’d ever met, and I still love her.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When a big black cock shows up and makes the Italians scream and get pregnant, it’s a total mess.
He walked in, and all the Italians screamed like they were on fire.
He shot his load and made the whole table pregnant.
The Italian ladies were crying and eating pizza like it was a punishment.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A person who hates everything so much that they can’t see the good in anything. They’re like a grumpy old man who never smiles.
He hates everything, even the smell of pizza.
He saw a sunset and still said it was the worst thing ever.
He didn’t like the moon, the sun, or even his own shadow.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A girl who makes you laugh until you cry. She’s funny, beautiful, and she’ll cuss you out if you don’t treat her right.
She made me laugh so hard I fell off my chair.
She cussed me out for not giving her snacks.
She’s the funniest person I’ve ever met, and she’s also really cute.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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