Padma Bridge Trolling Syndrome

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When someone is so full of hatred they can't even see the good in anything, not even a free pizza.

I hate everything. Even my mom's cooking. It's like she's trying to poison me.

This bridge is the worst thing ever. I'd rather jump off it than look at it again.

You call that a bridge? It's more like a rope ladder made of hate.

When someone is so angry they think the entire world is against them, even the pigeons.

The pigeons won't stop pecking me. I'm gonna kill them all.

This bridge is cursed. I swear I saw a ghost on it.

I don't like the bridge. I don't like the sky. I don't like my own face.

When someone is so mad they can't even take a compliment without throwing a tantrum.

You said I looked good? I looked good? I looked GOOD? I'm gonna throw a shoe at you.

That bridge is okay. Okay! That's the best I can say about it.

I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed. And I'm also a little bit mad.

When someone is so full of hate they think the sun is trying to mock them.

The sun is shining on me. That's not nice. That's a conspiracy.

I don't like the sun. I don't like the bridge. I don't like my life.

If the sun was a person, I'd punch it in the face.

When someone is so angry they would rather fight a duck than admit they're wrong.

I'm not wrong. I'm just right. And I'm also fighting a duck.

This bridge is wrong. I'm right. And I'm going to fight a duck to prove it.

Ducks are better than being right. I fight ducks for a living.

When someone is so full of hatred they can't even take a break without someone yelling at them.

I wanted a break. My dad yelled at me. That's not a break. That's a yell break.

I took a break on the bridge. Then a stranger yelled at me. That's not a break. That's a yell break.

I sat on the bridge. A pigeon pecked me. That's not a break. That's a peck break.