Padlocked Hipster

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A padlock-wielding maniac who grabs a hipster by the ear and slaps a lock on it while screaming like a banshee

The guy at the coffee shop locked my friend’s ear and ran off laughing

He tried to lock me and I dropped my latte on his shoes

My cousin got locked and now he walks around like a confused chicken

When a guy with a padlock attacks a hipster who’s too busy looking cool to notice he’s about to get locked

He got locked while trying to take a selfie

She got locked during her yoga flow

He got locked mid-sentence and now he’s just talking to the lock

A person who uses a padlock to trap a hipster’s ear and then laughs like a madman while walking away

He locked my brother and now he’s just yelling at the lock

She locked my mom and now she’s walking around with one ear free

He locked my dog and now my dog is just sitting there confused