padj

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#9:30 panic #special needs chaos #running up disaster

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You only go at 9:30, and if you run up, you’ll meet a whole bunch of kids with special needs who won’t let you leave until you’re too wasted to care.

I went to padj at 9:30 and got chased by a kid with a speech impediment who kept yelling, 'You’re not cool!'

I ran up and got cornered by a group of kids who thought I was their new teacher.

I tried to leave padj at 9:30, and a kid with a sensory disorder screamed until the cops showed up.

by Slangipedia 18h ago

A huge open spot in the woods where people light up, drink like pigs, and sing out of tune around a fire that looks like it’s going to burn the whole town down.

The bonfire at padj was so big, it looked like a dragon had started a party.

I went to padj and the fire was so hot, my face turned red like a tomato.

The bonfire at padj was so loud, even the cops came to check if it was a real fire or just kids being dumb.

by Slangipedia 18h ago

A spot in the woods where you sit and watch the kid from the announcements do their stupid dance like it’s the most important thing ever.

I went to padj just to watch the kid from the announcements do their dance, and it was the best thing I’ve ever seen.

The dance at padj was so bad, it made me laugh until I cried.

I went to padj and the kid from the announcements did a dance that looked like it was done by a robot.

by Slangipedia 18h ago

A place where people get so wasted they think they can touch the sky, and the only thing that makes them happy is a good laugh and a little bit of chaos.

At padj, I saw people trying to touch the sky and falling into a pile of cans.

The chaos at padj was so good, I started laughing until I couldn’t breathe.

I went to padj and the people there were so wasted, they thought the moon was a giant cup of soda.

by Slangipedia 18h ago

To act like a total fag, like you’re the only one who knows what being gay means and you’re not afraid to show it.

He was padj-ing so hard, he tried to dance with a tree.

She was padj-ing so much, she tried to make the cops laugh with her dance moves.

He was padj-ing like it was his job, and he even tried to sing to a squirrel.

by Slangipedia 18h ago

A place where the boys and the girls go to be messy, make out, and get caught by the cops if they’re not careful.

I went to padj and the cops came because we were making out in the bushes.

At padj, I got caught making out with my friend, and we had to run into the woods like criminals.

The cops came to padj and we all ran into the trees like we were hiding from a monster.

by Slangipedia 18h ago