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a car that only has one headlight. The other one is either dead, broken, or got run over by a truck. It’s also a stupid game lovers play when they’re in a car. Every time they spot one, they scream ‘padital’ and count. The loser gets kissed. The winner gets a BJ. If you get three, you get sex. Four or more? You get whatever the hell you want.
My boy saw a padital and yelled ‘padital’ so loud the cops pulled over the car.
My girlfriend and I played padital for an hour. I got four and she had to let me eat her pizza.
I saw a padital and screamed ‘padital’ so hard my dog peed on the floor.