padital

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a car that only has one headlight. The other one is either dead, broken, or got run over by a truck. It’s also a stupid game lovers play when they’re in a car. Every time they spot one, they scream ‘padital’ and count. The loser gets kissed. The winner gets a BJ. If you get three, you get sex. Four or more? You get whatever the hell you want.
My boy saw a padital and yelled ‘padital’ so loud the cops pulled over the car.
My girlfriend and I played padital for an hour. I got four and she had to let me eat her pizza.
I saw a padital and screamed ‘padital’ so hard my dog peed on the floor.
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a car missing a headlight, like it’s got a lazy eye. People play a dumb game in the car where they yell ‘padital’ every time they see one. The person with the most ‘paditals’ wins. One = a peck. Two = a BJ. Three = sex. Four or more? You get whatever you want. It’s like a stupid version of a drinking game but with cars and love.
My friend and I played padital in the car. I got three and she let me touch her toes.
I yelled ‘padital’ so loud my brother got pulled over by the cops.
My girl and I had a padital battle. I won and she had to let me eat her sandwich.
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a car that looks like it just got hit by a ghost. It only has one headlight. People play a stupid game in the car where they yell ‘padital’ every time they see one. The winner gets a BJ. The loser gets a kiss. If you get three, you get sex. Four or more? You get whatever you want. It’s the dumbest thing ever, but people still do it.
I saw a padital and screamed ‘padital’ so loud my sister got a ticket.
My boyfriend and I played padital for two hours. I got four and he let me eat his lunch.
I yelled ‘padital’ in the car and my dad got pulled over by the cops.
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