padinsh

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When you slap a feminine wipe on a car’s windshield because it parked like a stupid jerk and took up two spots, making your life worse.
That car parked like a rude toddler. I gave it a padinsh for its sins.
I saw a car parked in two spaces. I took a feminine napkin and made it suffer.
That car took two spots. I gave it a feminine wipe like it was a punishment.
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Putting a feminine napkin on a car’s windshield because it parked in a way that made you want to scream and throw things.
That car parked like it owned the lot. I gave it a padinsh for being a smug bastard.
I saw a car blocking two spaces. I gave it a feminine napkin like it was a gift.
That car was parked in two spots. I gave it a wipe like it was a slap on the wrist.
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When you take a feminine napkin and stick it on a car’s windshield because it parked like it had no respect for anyone.
That car parked like a rude king. I gave it a padinsh for being a jerk.
I saw a car taking two spaces. I gave it a wipe like it was a punishment.
That car parked like it was the boss. I gave it a feminine napkin for being a bully.
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Slapping a feminine napkin on a car’s windshield because it parked like it was trying to start a war with you.
That car parked like it was declaring war. I gave it a padinsh for being a bother.
I saw a car taking two spots. I gave it a wipe like it was a warning.
That car parked like it had no manners. I gave it a feminine napkin like it was a curse.
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When you stick a feminine napkin on a car’s windshield because it parked in such a way that you had to break out the wipes.
That car parked like it was doing a crime. I gave it a padinsh for being a menace.
I saw a car taking two spaces. I gave it a wipe like it was a slap.
That car parked like it was being a jerk. I gave it a feminine napkin like it was a punishment.
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