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To be so surprised you feel like you just got hit by a truck full of screaming chickens

When my mom told me she was going to retire and start a llama farm

When my crush texted me 'hi' and I replied with a 10-page essay

When I saw my dog wearing a tiny suit and a tiny hat

To be so amazed you think you're going to explode like a firework made of swear words

When I found out my teacher was actually a secret superhero

When my friend won the lottery and decided to buy me a pizza

When my cat started doing yoga and got a six-pack

To be so stunned you think your brain is going to come out your nose and start eating tacos

When my dad told me he was going to take up salsa dancing

When my little brother turned my homework into a poem about aliens

When my dog started singing opera and won a Grammy

To be so surprised you feel like your head is about to pop like a balloon filled with hot sauce

When my teacher said I could bring my pet iguana to class

When my friend told me he was going to live in a treehouse for a year

When my mom texted me a picture of my dog wearing a crown and a cape

To be so amazed you think you're going to turn into a unicorn and start dancing in traffic

When I found out my crush liked me back

When my friend told me he was going to become a professional pizza taster

When my dog started doing stand-up comedy and got a laugh from a pigeon