Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A padimple is when your face looks like it got hit by a chicken and a pizza.

My face is a disaster. Padimple central.

I woke up and my dimple was screaming.

I tried to smile and it looked like I got stabbed by a donut.

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A padimple is when your dimple gets a pimple like it’s going through a break-up and a tax audit.

My dimple is sad and angry. Padimple is happening.

I looked in the mirror and my face was crying.

My dimple is getting a pimple like it’s getting a divorce.

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A padimple is when your face is so ugly it could scare a vampire.

I looked like a monster. Padimple for life.

My face is so bad, even my shadow is scared.

I went to bed normal, woke up with a padimple.

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A padimple is when your dimple and pimple are having a screaming match.

My face is having a fight. Dimple vs. pimple.

I looked like I had a face argument.

My dimple is yelling at my pimple.

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A padimple is when your face looks like it got hit by a zit and a punch.

My face is a zit punch combo.

I looked like I had a zit and got punched.

My face is a double trouble.

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A padimple is when your dimple gets a pimple and it’s like your face is having a party it didn’t invite you to.

My face is having a party I wasn’t invited to.

I looked like my face had a secret party.

My dimple is at a pimple party and I’m left out.