Padideh

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A girl who looks good but can't even lift a soda can without whining

She's got a face like a goddess but can't do anything without a nap.

I saw her try to open a bag of chips and cried like a baby.

She’s the reason why the vending machine got a medal.

A girl so pretty she makes your eyes hurt, but she's also the worst at doing anything

She’s got a face that could win a contest, but she can’t even tie her own shoes.

She stares at the ceiling for hours and calls that a workout.

She got a pizza and took 10 minutes to eat it.

A girl who’s hot but can’t even bother to move

She’s the reason why the couch got a raise.

She got a text and took 5 minutes to reply.

She’s so lazy she could sleep through a fire alarm.