padiddler

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A car that only has one headlight working, like it's been run over by a donkey and is too lazy to fix itself.
My dad’s car looked like it had been hit by a ghost. One light. One headlight. One piece of hope.
My cousin’s car looked like it had been in a fight with a flamingo. One light. One headlight. One piece of confusion.
My neighbor’s car had one light. One headlight. One piece of shame.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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When your teacher gives you a mountain of homework or a test that’s as confusing as a chicken wearing a hat.
My teacher gave me a test that made no sense. Like a chicken wearing a hat and a sandwich.
I got homework that was longer than my dog’s tail. And my dog’s tail is long.
My teacher gave a test that made me cry. Like I was kicked by a donkey.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A game in the car where you yell padiddle if you see a car with only one light, and if you don’t, you have to take off a piece of clothing. It’s like being in a fashion show with your friends.
My friends and I saw a car with one light. I yelled padiddle and my brother had to take off his shirt. He was naked for the rest of the ride.
We saw a car with one light. I yelled padiddle and my sister took off her shoes. She was barefoot for the rest of the ride.
We saw a car with one light. I yelled padiddle and my dad had to take off his pants. He was a walking embarrassment.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A car game where you yell padiddle when you see a car with one light, hit the roof, and the last person to do it has to take off a piece of clothing. It’s like a fashion show with a side of violence.
We saw a car with one light. I yelled padiddle and hit the roof. My friend was the last one and had to take off his pants. He was a walking joke.
I saw a car with one light. I yelled padiddle and hit the roof. My brother was last and took off his shirt. He was a walking disgrace.
We saw a car with one light. I yelled padiddle and hit the roof. My dad was last and had to take off his shoes. He walked the rest of the ride like a fool.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A car game where you scream padiddle when you see a car with one light, and if you don’t, you have to take off a piece of clothing. It’s like a punishment from the devil.
We saw a car with one light. I screamed padiddle and my friend had to take off his pants. He was walking like a chicken.
I saw a car with one light. I screamed padiddle and my sister took off her shoes. She walked like a foot model.
We saw a car with one light. I screamed padiddle and my dad had to take off his shirt. He was walking like a fool.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A game teens play at night when they see a car with a broken light. They yell padiddle, hit the roof, and the people who didn’t yell have to take off clothes. It’s like a battle of the fashion.
I saw a car with one light. I yelled padiddle and hit the roof. My friend didn’t yell and had to take off his shirt. He was walking like a walking disaster.
I saw a car with one light. I yelled padiddle and hit the roof. My brother didn’t yell and had to take off his pants. He was walking like a walking embarrassment.
I saw a car with one light. I yelled padiddle and hit the roof. My sister didn’t yell and had to take off her shoes. She was walking like a foot model.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A car game that’s like punch-bug but with cars that have only one light. It’s like a battle of the fashion and a little bit of violence.
We saw a car with one light. I yelled padiddle and hit the roof. My friend was last and took off his shirt. He was walking like a walking disaster.
We saw a car with one light. I yelled padiddle and hit the roof. My brother was last and took off his pants. He was walking like a walking embarrassment.
We saw a car with one light. I yelled padiddle and hit the roof. My sister was last and took off her shoes. She was walking like a foot model.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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