padidal

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a broken car that looks like it was hit by a bus and forgot to pay rent
My cousin’s car is a padidal. I saw it and said ‘PADIDAL’ and whacked my hood so hard my car made a noise like a confused goat.
I saw a padidal and yelled it like I was in a fight with my dad. My car’s hood is now sore.
My friend saw a padidal, screamed ‘PADIDAL,’ and hit the top of his car so hard the light bulb inside his car blinked out.
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a car that’s missing a light and you have to yell and hit your car like it owes you money
I saw a padidal and said ‘PADIDAL’ and hit the top of my car so hard my neighbor came out to check if I was having a meltdown.
My friend’s car had one light out. I yelled ‘PADIDAL’ and hit it so hard the car went ‘boop.’
I saw a car with one light out, said ‘PADIDAL,’ and hit my car so hard my phone fell out.
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a thing from a movie where a dog was black and people had weird sex and used it as a secret word for when they wanted to stop doing weird stuff
My girlfriend and I use ‘PADIDAL’ as a secret word when we’re doing weird stuff and one of us wants to quit.
We used ‘PADIDAL’ in the middle of a weird moment and it was like a magic word that made everything stop.
I used ‘PADIDAL’ during a weird time and my girlfriend looked at me like I was a weirdo who needed a nap.
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