padginton

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A smelly, useless teacher who thinks they're cool
Padginton smelled like old socks and regret.
He tried to teach us algebra with a fidget spinner.
I almost died during his 'fun lesson' on fractions.
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A teacher who smells like a gym sock and has no idea what they're doing
Padginton walked in with a gym sock in his pants.
He tried to explain math by shouting at a calculator.
He made us do a dance to learn about decimals.
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A teacher who smells like a wet dog and is completely clueless
Padginton smelled like he had rolled in a trash can.
He tried to teach us about time by screaming at a clock.
He made us all write 'I will not sleep in class' 100 times.
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