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When everything is going your way and you’re like ‘this is too easy’ then you get the worst possible outcome and it’s like the universe is trying to punch you in the face.
I had a perfect test score and then the teacher decided to fail me for no reason.
My project was perfect and I got a D because I forgot to turn it in.
I had a perfect day and then my dog ate my homework.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Lying so much that even the most brain-dead person would question their own sanity.
She said she did all her homework and it was just a lie.
He told me he passed the test and he failed it.
He said he was going to be on time and he was 3 hours late.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A girl who is super dumb, leaves you on ‘Read’ and ‘Delivered’ like she’s trying to be cool, but she’s actually a fake and a total annoyance.
She left me on read and said I was ‘not important’.
She took forever to reply and was ‘busy with more important people’.
She said she was ‘too busy’ to talk and then replied to someone else.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A teacher from Arkansas who talks like a hick and touches her students like she’s trying to flirt, but she loves football players more than anyone.
She grabbed my arm and said ‘I know you like me’.
She kept talking to the football players and ignored me.
She danced in the hallway and acted like a crazy person.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The sweetest guy who will help you through anything, but he has a tiny temper and he’s also super hot.
He helped me with my math test and got angry when I failed.
He supported me through my break-up and said I was ‘beautiful’.
He texted me every day and said he loved me.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The most beautiful girl in the entire world, and everyone knows it.
Everyone stared at her in class.
She walked into the room and everyone was like ‘whoa’.
She got a lot of attention and she didn’t even try.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A person who studies history, drama, and English like it’s their job, and they take it super seriously.
She stayed up all night studying for her history test.
He wrote a play and performed it in front of the whole school.
She got an A on her English test and was super proud.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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