padgetting

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Making tiny things sound like the end of the world. Like when you spill one drop of coffee and suddenly the universe is doomed.

My mom padgetted me for getting a B on a math test.

He padgetted the whole class for forgetting to bring pencils.

She padgetted me for eating a donut before lunch.

When someone turns easy tasks into disasters. Or when someone is just bad at everything and doesn’t even know it.

He padgetted the simplest task, like tying his shoes.

The padget was so bad he turned a sandwich into a war.

She padgetted the whole project because she didn’t know how to use a pencil.

Getting verbally or physically abused so bad it feels like you were shoved up someone’s behind.

He padgetted me so hard I got a headache and a bruise.

She padgetted me in the hallway and I got a detention.

He padgetted me with words and I almost cried.

A nerdy app that does stuff you don’t need and you never use.

I downloaded a padget and it took up my whole phone.

That app is a padget and I hate it.

He uses a padget to count his breaths and it’s ridiculous.

When you buy a truck that looks cool but then you just drive it like it’s normal and never do anything cool with it.

He bought a truck and just drove it like it was a taxi.

She got a truck and never painted it or added anything.

He bought a truck and now it’s just a green ford and he’s proud.