Padget

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A nerdy app that’s so bad it makes your brain hurt.

I tried to use that Padget app, and now I can’t remember my own name.

My mom downloaded Padget and now she thinks the moon is a subscription service.

My teacher uses Padget and now I have to do math during lunch.

VERB - to mess up something so simple it makes you cry. NOUN - a person who messes up everything without even trying.

He padgetted my lunch and now I have to eat soup for a week.

My dog padgetted my homework and now I have to do it again.

My teacher padgetted my test and now I failed math.

Getting figuratively fisted through the anushole by someone who's too lazy to be nice.

My mom padgetted me for not cleaning my room. I got a bruise and a lecture.

My teacher padgetted me for talking in class. I got detention and a hurt feeling.

My brother padgetted me for eating my lunch. I got a sandwich and a slap.

When you blow every little thing out of proportion like it's the end of the world.

My dad padgetted me for spilling milk. I got a new shirt and a lecture.

My teacher padgetted me for drawing on the desk. I got a detention and a new desk.

My mom padgetted me for eating my lunch. I got a new sandwich and a slap.

Padget syndrome is when you buy a truck that looks decent and then just leave it alone for months like it’s your ex.

My dad bought a truck and didn’t touch it. That’s Padget syndrome.

My mom bought a truck and now it’s just sitting there like a ghost.

My teacher bought a truck and now it’s just sitting in the parking lot like it’s sad.