padger

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A smelly mix of a badger and a panda. It wakes up at night to eat your socks and yell at you.

My neighbor’s dog keeps barking at the moon. I think it’s a padger.

I saw a creature in my backyard. It had a panda face and a badger butt.

My brother says he saw one on his phone. He’s probably lying.

A messy creature that smells like a wet dog and a panda. It’s only out when you’re asleep and your mom is yelling.

I think my dog is a padger. It eats my homework and my mom’s voice.

I saw a padger on the news. It was eating a sandwich and crying.

My teacher says I’m a padger. I don’t know why.

A smelly, sleepy monster that looks like a panda but has a badger’s attitude. It only comes out when you’re being loud.

I think my little brother is a padger. He eats my cereal and steals my toys.

I saw a padger in the park. It was eating a donut and throwing it at a squirrel.

My dad says I’m a padger. I think he’s just mad.