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Blowing out your lungs like a broken balloon to get everyone to look at you like you're the most important person in the room.
I took a breath so big I think my lungs might have exploded just to show off.
She inhaled like she was trying to steal air from the whole school and then blew it out like a foghorn.
He did the whole thing in the middle of math class and got sent to the office for being too dramatic.
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Huffing and puffing like you just ran a marathon, but you were just trying to get attention from the person sitting next to you.
He took a breath so loud the teacher thought there was a dragon in the room.
She hyperventilated before asking for a snack, just to make sure everyone noticed her.
He did it right before the bell rang, like he was trying to be cool and nobody cared.
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Inhaling like you're about to die and exhaling like you're trying to freeze the whole school.
He breathed in so deep his shirt lifted up, then blew out like he was trying to clear the room.
She did it before the test and looked like she was trying to hypnotize the teacher.
He did it in the middle of lunch and made the whole table laugh.
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Taking a breath so big it sounds like you’re about to explode and then letting it out like you’re trying to silence the entire school.
He did it so loud the principal came to check if there was a fire.
She did it right before the class presentation and looked like she was trying to scare everyone.
He did it in the hallway and made the whole school stop to look at him.
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Breathing in like you’re trying to take over the world and blowing it out like you’re trying to erase the whole universe.
He did it so hard his face turned red and looked like he was about to cry.
She did it in the middle of a conversation and made everyone stop talking.
He did it in the middle of the chorus and got laughed at for being too dramatic.
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Taking a breath so long it sounds like you're holding your breath for a minute and then letting it out like a giant foghorn.
He did it in the middle of a game and got laughed at for being too dramatic.
She did it before the lunch bell and made the whole cafeteria turn around.
He did it in the hallway and made everyone stop to watch him.
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