Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The soft, saggy meat hanging between your gut and your junk.

My padge looks like a sad balloon after a long day of eating tacos.

I told my brother his padge was bigger than a taco truck.

My padge is so big it has its own zip code.

2

The guy who plays guitar on that band that screams and hits the high notes.

Padge is the reason I still listen to Bullet For My Valentine.

I would marry Padge if he asked me.

Padge is better than my ex.

3

Climbing rocks while high on weed. If you don't smoke, you're just a sad rock climber.

I did padge last night and climbed the whole wall in my pajamas.

Padge is the only way to climb.

My friend tried padge and fell off a cliff.

4

A combo of a cock and a hole. Like a sandwich made of meat and a tunnel.

Padge is the best thing since tacos.

My padge is like a taco with a twist.

I want to be padge for a day.

5

If something is padge, it's amazing, like the best taco ever.

That concert was padge.

This pizza is padge.

My dog is padge.

6

A sweet name for a gay guy in Nederland, TX. Like calling your dog ‘pup’.

My cousin is padge and he loves glitter.

Padge is like the best friend you never had.

The padge in my town is the town hero.

7

A guy who acts like a dad, but also might be a dad.

My padge is the best dad ever.

That guy in the park is a padge.

I want to be a padge when I grow up.