Padenclark

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the most attractive man who ever lived and probably still is
My mom said I look like Padenclark but I don't even know what that means
He walked into the room and I instantly died
I asked him for a date and he said I was cute but he had a girlfriend who was also cute
by Slangipedia 6d ago
2
a human version of a superhero who also has a good sense of humor
He told a joke and I laughed so hard I cried
He saved my life and I still don't know how
He got me a free pizza and I was so happy I kissed him
by Slangipedia 6d ago
3
the guy who makes everyone else look like they were born in a trash can
He walks in and I instantly feel ugly
He said I was average and I was offended
He got me a compliment and I was so shocked I fell over
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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the only man I will ever love because he is perfect and I am not
He said I was not perfect and I cried
He told me he loved me and I believed him
He asked me out and I said yes even though I was scared
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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the guy who looks like he stepped out of a magazine and also smells good
He walked in and I instantly wanted to marry him
He smelled like mango and I was confused
He asked me out and I said yes because he smelled good
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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a guy who is so good-looking he makes the sun jealous
He walked in and the sun turned off
He looked at me and I was blinded
He told me he was jealous of the sun and I believed him
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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