Padel

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A rich guy's version of squash that came out in the 2000s. Everyone thought it was cool, but it was just a fancy way to look busy while doing nothing.
My dad plays padel every weekend like it's his full-time job. He's not even good at it.
My cousin's padel game is like watching a toddler try to draw a straight line.
My uncle paid $2000 for a padel court and it's just a glorified tennis court with a net.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Padel is like the ugly cousin of tennis. It's for people who think they’re cool but are just pretending.
My mom plays padel with her friends and it’s like they’re all in a group chat that never ends.
My brother says padel is 'the sport of the future.' I call it the sport of the confused.
My neighbor plays padel every day and still doesn't know how to hit the ball properly.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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It’s just tennis with a net and a lot of people who think they’re in a movie. Boring as hell.
My dad thinks padel is the best sport ever. He’s wrong. It's just tennis with a net.
I watched my uncle play padel and it was like watching a kid try to write a poem on a chalkboard.
My cousin plays padel with her friends and it’s like they’re all on a reality show that no one watches.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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