Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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the cursed feeling you get when you eat too many magic mushrooms and your brain starts screaming at you

I ate 10 mushrooms and now my brain is yelling at me to stop

My dog just stared at me like I was insane

I tried to make a sandwich and it looked like a spaceship

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the worst feeling when your head feels like it’s exploding from too much shroom juice

I drank shroom juice and my head feels like it's on fire

My friend just tried to hug me and I ran away screaming

I saw my math teacher turn into a dancing banana

3

the evil feeling you get when you’re high and your life feels like a bad movie

I’m sitting here watching my couch talk to me

My mom just walked in and started singing opera

I tried to do my homework and it looked like a horror film

4

the insane feeling when you’re so high you think your dog is a wizard and your mom is a robot

My dog just turned into a wizard and started casting spells

My mom is now a robot and she’s yelling at me

I tried to eat my lunch and it looked like a spaceship

5

the cursed feeling when your brain turns to jelly and your life becomes a mess

I tried to walk and I fell over like a drunk jellyfish

My dog just stared at me like I was a ghost

I tried to do my math homework and it looked like a alien invasion

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the evil feeling when you’re so high you think your toaster is trying to take over the world

My toaster is now a robot and it’s trying to take over

I tried to make toast and it looked like a spaceship

My mom just yelled at my toaster and it started crying