pade

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A pade is a lazy, stinky, hot mess who sleeps with every guy she sees. She probably has every disease known to man and still doesn’t care.

@tracy: Pade is my new BFF. She’s got 12 boyfriends and 3 stds. I’m proud of her.

DM: Hey pade, you’re the reason I have a rash and a broken heart.

Tweet: Pade is the reason I skipped school today. I was too busy laughing at her face.

Pade is Tracy’s favorite hashtag. It’s also a made-up couple. Cade and Pauline are totally in love, but Tracy is still salty. Amy says hi.

@tracy: Pade is the best ship. Cade and Pauline are my new favorite. I hate everyone else.

DM: Tracy, why are you obsessed with Pade? You’ve got 4 other ships.

Tweet: Pade ship is the only one that makes sense. Tracy is a drama queen.

A pade is a hot woman with big boobs and legs that could knock a man out. She’s smooth, smart, and makes everyone want to date her.

@boyfriend: My pade is the best. She’s got legs that could win a contest.

DM: You’re my pade. I’m falling for you.

Tweet: Pade is the reason I skipped my job today. She’s that good.

A pade is a gang member. He’s tough, loud, and doesn’t take no for an answer. He’ll fight you if you say one bad word about his crew.

@gang: Pade just beat up a guy for disrespecting his crew. He’s tough.

DM: Pade is the reason I didn’t go to school. He threatened me.

Tweet: Pade is the toughest gang member. He’s got no fear.

Pade is a Mexican kid who says he’s not a Sabo. He’s trying to be fancy, but he still eats tacos for lunch and says ‘no sabo’ like it’s a big deal.

@mexican: Pade is the worst. He’s a no sabo kid who still eats tacos.

DM: Pade is my brother. He’s trying to be fancy, but he still eats chips.

Tweet: Pade is the reason I laughed at my brother. He says no sabo like it’s a big deal.

Pade is when you take a big dump on plastic wrap, pull it tight, and then slap someone in the face with it like they owe you money.

@friend: Pade just hit me in the face with a poop wrap. I’m mad.

DM: Pade is my favorite. I did it to my brother. He cried.

Tweet: Pade is the reason I’m famous. I slapped my teacher with a poop wrap.

Pade is a rap group from Wilmington, DE. They’re loud, they’re wild, and their friend Young Yusie spits fire with every word he says.

@rapper: Pade is the best. They’ve got fire from Young Yusie.

DM: Pade just dropped a new song. I’m obsessed.

Tweet: Pade is the reason I love rap. They’re wild and loud.