Paddywhacked

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You promise to do something with someone just to shut them up, but you never actually do it.

I said I'd go to the mall with you. I didn't. I just said it to stop you from yelling.

She asked me to help her move. I said yes. I said yes just to stop her from crying.

He said he'd take me to the concert. He said it to get me to stop begging.

When an Irishman kills you, and it's not even that hard.

That Irishman ran me over with a tractor. I died. It was easy.

He stabbed me with a fork. I fell over. He laughed.

He threw a potato at me. I died. He said it was a fair fight.

Getting hit by a drunk Irish driver on St. Patrick's Day, but not dying.

I got hit by a drunk Irishman on St. Patrick's Day. I survived. I'm lucky.

He ran me over with a green beer truck. I got a broken leg and a bruised ego.

She hit me with her car. I got a headache. I got a headache and a hangover.

An Irish girl who's drunk, loud, and doesn't care if you live or die.

That Irish girl was shouting at me. She was drunk. She didn't care if I died.

She was screaming in the bar. She had three beers. She didn't care if I got kicked out.

She was dancing on the table. She was drunk. She didn't care if the cops came.

Having sex with a fat person. It’s like a wrestling match and a hug.

I had sex with a fat guy. It was like wrestling and a hug. I got tired.

She had sex with a fat man. It was like a wrestling match and a hug. She got sore.

He had sex with a fat woman. It was like a wrestling match and a hug. He got sore.

When someone grabs your dick tight and then slaps your balls until you cum. It’s wild.

He grabbed my dick and slapped my balls until I cummed. It was wild.

She grabbed my dick and slapped my balls until I cummed. I got a headache.

He grabbed my dick and slapped my balls until I cummed. I got a face full of cum.

Having sex with an Irish woman. It's loud, wild, and sometimes ends in a fight.

I had sex with an Irish woman. It was loud. It ended with a fight.

He had sex with an Irish woman. It was wild. It ended with a broken nose.

She had sex with an Irish man. It was loud. It ended with a shout and a slap.