Paddywanker

My social worker is a paddywanker. I saw him watching a goat get fucked by a dog.

That guy at the shelter is a paddywanker. He stares at the cats like they’re his meal.

My teacher called me a paddywanker because I drew a cow having sex with a goat.

My uncle is a paddywanker. He says cows are better in bed than his wife.

The guy at the park is a paddywanker. He takes pictures of dogs getting it on.

My mom called me a paddywanker because I asked if pigs have sex with chickens.

My neighbor is a paddywanker. He stares at the chickens like they’re his girlfriend.

The man at the zoo is a paddywanker. He got kicked out for watching a tiger get it on.

My dad called me a paddywanker because I asked if frogs have sex with toads.