Paddy’s Barbers

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The barbers that cut your hair so good you look like a celebrity, but you still can't pay your rent

My barber at Paddy’s made me look like a movie star. Now my mom thinks I’m dating a rapper.

I walked in with dreads and walked out with a head that looks like it was sculpted by a god. And I still owe him $20.

He gave me a fade so sharp it could cut paper. I tried it. It worked. Now I’m paying for it.

The barbers who don’t just cut your hair, they beat it with a stick and laugh at your pain

My barber at Paddy’s gave me a buzz cut and a slap. I looked good. I felt like a punch bag.

He cut my hair so fast I thought he was trying to kill me. I survived. My hair didn’t.

He told me I had the hair of a lion. I asked him to prove it. He shaved it all off.

The only barbers who can make you look good enough to get a girlfriend, but not good enough to get a job

My barber made me look like a model. My ex came back. Now I’m stuck with her and no job.

He gave me a trim so nice I got a compliment from my boss. Now I’m in trouble because I’m too pretty to work.

He cut my hair so clean I looked like I was ready for a date. I went. I got the date. I got fired.