paddyrosshunt

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A man who looks like he stepped out of a sauna and smells like ket. He’s got the body of a beast and the attitude to match.
Bro asked me if I wanted to go to the gym with him. I said, 'Only if you’re bringing ket.'
He walked in and the whole room went quiet. I think he scared the ket out of the air.
My friend said, 'That guy is a paddyrosshunt. He’s got ket in his veins.'
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A man so hot he could melt ket with a glance. He’s a sex beast and doesn’t even care.
I saw him in the grocery store. I dropped my cart. He didn’t even notice. He was too busy staring at ket.
My cousin said, 'That guy is a paddyrosshunt. He’s got ket in his eyes.'
He asked me out. I said yes. Then I realized I had to bring ket to the date.
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A man who smells like ket, looks like a beast, and acts like he owns the place.
He walked in, and the whole bar turned to look at him. I think he was there for ket.
I asked him what he did for a living. He said, 'I’m a paddyrosshunt. I eat ket for breakfast.'
He told me he was a paddyrosshunt. I said, 'You must be rich. You’ve got ket in your blood.'
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