paddyphile

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A person who can't stop talking about Ireland like it's the only thing that ever mattered. They love everything about it so much they might actually vomit if you mention anything else.
I've been eating bacon and potatoes for three days straight. I'm officially a paddyphile now.
If you say 'America' one more time, I swear I'll throw a leprechaun at you.
I dream in green and wake up singing 'The Kerry Dance.'
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Someone who thinks Irish culture is the best thing since sliced bread. They'll probably start a fight if you say 'French fries' instead of 'chips.'
I dated a paddyphile once. She tried to convince me that 'Irish coffee' was a love language.
He wore a shamrock on his head to work. No one asked why.
I got into a huge argument over whether 'Irish stew' is a real thing or just a myth.
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A person who’s so into Ireland they might as well be from there. They know more about the history of Ireland than your history teacher.
She can name every Irish saint and where they were born. I’m not even sure I’ve been born yet.
He showed up to my birthday party wearing a green hat and a bag of potatoes.
I once got in trouble for saying 'Irish' was a type of cheese.
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