Paddymeals

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You're so lazy you don't even bother to make dinner you just grab a bunch of paddymeals and throw them at your family like they're your enemies
My mom called me at 7pm and I just said 'I'll get paddymeals' and hung up
I got three paddymeals and one was cold and I didn't care
I told my brother to eat paddymeals and he said 'I'm not eating this junk' and I said 'then starve'
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You're too tired to cook so you just go out and get the whole family paddymeals because you're too tired to even think
I got paddymeals because I was too tired to even open the fridge
I told my dad to get paddymeals and he said 'I'm not your servant'
My sister got paddymeals and she said 'this is the best meal I've ever had' and I said 'you're insane'
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You're so broke you can't even afford a proper meal so you just get paddymeals for the whole family and hope no one notices
I got paddymeals because I only had $5 and I needed to feed my whole family
I told my mom I got paddymeals and she said 'you're broke again'
I got paddymeals and my brother said 'this is the worst meal I've ever had' and I said 'you're just cheap'
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