Paddyism

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A made-up lie that sounds real but is completely full of crap. People say it like it’s the truth even when it’s obvious they’re lying.
"I’ve never missed a day of work in my life." (He’s been fired three times.)
"That car is brand new." (It’s been in the junkyard for a year.)
"I only eat healthy." (He just ordered a pizza and a milkshake.)
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When someone keeps saying their lie is true even when everyone else knows it’s total nonsense. Like they’re trying to convince the whole world they’re right.
"It’s 100% true." (Everyone around him is laughing.)
"You can’t prove me wrong." (He’s been proven wrong five times.)
"I never said that." (He said it three times in a row.)
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Changing the lie to make it sound true and then acting like you never lied in the first place. It’s like you’re trying to trick everyone twice.
"I said it was Monday." (It was clearly Wednesday.)
"I never said that." (He just said it five minutes ago.)
"I never meant that." (He just insulted you in front of everyone.)
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