Paddying

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Flooding social media with pictures of Paddy McGuinness until you get banned for being too annoying.
I posted 50 pictures of Paddy McGuinness and now I can't post anything else.
My mom got banned for spamming Paddy McGuinness like a madwoman.
My teacher blocked me for posting Paddy McGuinness 100 times in a row.
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A nickname for Patrick that can be nice or really rude, depending on who's using it and how drunk they are.
My cousin called me Paddy and I got really mad because he was drunk.
My brother said Paddy and I laughed for 10 minutes.
My teacher called me Paddy and I got a detention.
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A sweet guy who’s like your brother and will hug you until you feel better, even if he yells at you later.
Paddi hugged me when I cried and then yelled at me for being weak.
He gave me a hug and then beat me up for being a crybaby.
He’s like my brother and always helps me when I’m sad.
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The ultimate god-like man who’s super hot and will make your girl turn on your boy.
He’s so hot my girl left me for him.
He beat me at basketball and then my girl left me for him.
He’s a god and my girl is now his girlfriend.
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A racist word for Irish people that people use when they’re really angry or drunk.
He called me Paddy and I got really mad.
My friend said Paddy and I laughed until I cried.
My teacher called me Paddy and I got in trouble.
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A super rude English word for Irish people that’s like the worst insult ever.
He called me Paddy and I got really angry.
My friend said Paddy and I laughed for 10 minutes.
My teacher said Paddy and I got in trouble.
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A fancy name for the cops’ wagon because it was used to carry all the drunk Irish cops.
The cops used Paddy Wagons to haul drunk cops to jail.
My dad was in a Paddy Wagon because he was too drunk to drive.
Paddy Wagons were for cops who were too drunk to think straight.
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