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A lanky Irish bboy who just broke up with his ex and is now begging girls on Facebook to date him. He’s like a ghost, everyone knows he’s out there, but no one’s ever seen him. He’s got a weird habit of signing everything with a doodle of a dancing potato.
DM: "Hey, I saw you on Myspace. Will you be my girlfriend? Please?" (Sent from a phone with a broken screen)
Status update: "Just broke up with my ex. Now I’m trying to charm 12 girls at once. It’s a war."
Signature on a Bebo message: "Paddyg, the potato king."