Paddycat

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A drunk Irish person who guzzles milk like it's going out of style and doesn't care if it spills all over the floor. Their body looks like a broken toy, huge chest, tiny legs, and zero shame.
Just saw a Paddycat drink a whole carton of milk while standing on one leg. It was like watching a drunk goat.
My cousin is a Paddycat. He drank milk until his face looked like a bloated balloon.
That Paddycat at the bar drank milk from the carton like it was a fancy whiskey.
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An Irish person who drinks so much milk it looks like they're about to float away. Their legs are as thin as spaghetti, and their stomach is like a balloon full of milk.
The Paddycat at the breakfast table drank milk until he looked like a cartoon character.
My neighbor is a Paddycat. He drinks milk so fast it looks like he's trying to drown in it.
That Paddycat drank milk from the carton like it was the last drop on Earth.
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An Irish person who drinks milk like it's their main job. Their legs are stick thin, and their stomach is a milk tank. They don’t care if they look like a weird animal.
That Paddycat drank milk from the carton like it was a treasure map.
My uncle is a Paddycat. He drank milk until he looked like a giant balloon with legs.
That Paddycat drank milk so fast it looked like he was trying to beat the milk man.
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