Paddy-waggler

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A guy who talks like a confused goldfish in a meeting. Every time he opens his mouth, people check if they’re still in the right meeting.

'So, uh, what's the plan?' 'I think we're doing... something?'

He said 'strategy' like he was spelling it.

He tried to explain a spreadsheet like it was a mystery novel.

The human version of a broken radio. You turn him on, and he just blares random nonsense.

He said 'we need to pivot' like it was a new kind of pizza.

He asked if the coffee was 'part of the budget' and no one knew how to answer.

He tried to 'connect the dots' and drew a cat.

The kind of person who thinks they're smart, but they're just loud and wrong.

He shouted 'I have a theory' and it was just a guess.

He called the report 'a masterpiece' and it was a typo.

He said 'we need to think outside the box' and then put a cat inside it.

A person who talks so much nonsense, it’s like they’re trying to confuse the entire room into a coma.

He said 'the numbers are screaming at us' and no one knew what that meant.

He turned a simple question into a 10-minute rant about his ex.

He explained a plan like it was a game show.

A human who talks like they’re reading a bad script and forgot the lines.

He said 'we’re going to win' and then left the meeting.

He tried to explain a chart like it was a poem.

He said 'this is a win' and no one agreed.

A person who thinks they’re important, but they’re just loud and wrong.

He said 'this is a pivotal moment' and it was just lunch.

He called a typo 'a strategic error' and no one knew what to say.

He said 'we’re all in this together' and then left early.