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He’s the whole package man, sexy beast with a body like a bull. Any fit girl would drop everything for him. His cock is so big it could knock the lights out of a whole bar.
He walked in and the whole bar went silent. Then the lights went out. No one noticed.
My cousin tried to flirt with him. Now she’s stuck in a bathroom with a toilet paper roll and a bottle of whiskey.
He asked me for a drink. I said yes. Now I’m paying for the bar.