Paddy Quack

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A dumb person who goes around making loud duck sounds like they're trying to annoy everyone.
My cousin does this every time he sees a pond.
He did it in the middle of a meeting.
He even did it during my mom's funeral.
2
When someone with the brain of a frog starts quacking like a fool in public.
He quacked in the grocery store like he was at a duck convention.
He did it during a Zoom call with his boss.
He quacked while eating a hot dog.
3
A person who acts like a confused duck and makes noises that sound like a broken toilet.
He quacked in the library and got a glare from the librarian.
He did it while driving and almost hit a mailbox.
He quacked during a math test and got a zero.
4
When a brain-dead person starts making duck noises because they think it's cool.
He quacked at the mall and scared a kid.
He did it in the middle of a video game.
He quacked during a movie and ruined the scene.
5
A person who acts like a duck and quacks when they're either lost or high.
He quacked in the park because he was lost.
He did it after taking too many pain pills.
He quacked while walking into a wall.
6
When someone who barely passed third grade starts quacking like a duck because they think it's funny.
He quacked in the classroom and got sent to the office.
He did it during lunch and got a pop quiz.
He quacked while talking to the principal.
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