Paddy Potato Syndrome

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A fancy way of saying some people got full while others starved and got shipped to Australia like a bunch of angry potatoes.

My cousin got a full plate and I got a side of shame.

She had potatoes and I had a ticket to Australia.

I was so hungry I could’ve eaten my brother.

When you're so mad because someone had more potatoes you wanted to punch them and maybe Australia.

He had three potatoes and I had a lecture on famine.

I was so mad I almost threw a spud at him.

I was shipped to Australia because I didn’t have enough potatoes.

The reason you're bitter because someone else had potatoes and you had a boat ride to Australia.

I had a boat and a bunch of angry people.

She had potatoes and I had a ticket to the other side of the world.

I was bitter enough to start a potato war.