Paddy-pimped

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When a car, bike, or person is so covered in green stuff it looks like they were thrown into a lime juice fountain and left to die

My cousin’s truck looked like a neon vomit truck. Paddy-pimped to the max.

That bike was so green I thought it was going to grow leaves and ride off into the sunset.

My mom came to school looking like a walking Shamrock. Paddy-pimped from head to toe.

When something is so green it’s like it was kissed by a leprechaun and then stepped on by a drunk elf

That bus looked like it had been peed on by a green dragon. Paddy-pimped for sure.

My dog came to the party looking like a walking lawn gnome. Paddy-pimped and proud.

My brother’s bike had so much glitter it was like it was born in a disco. Paddy-pimped for life.

When a person or thing is so covered in green it’s like they were dipped in a vat of Shamrock shake and left to rot

My dad’s car looked like it had been dragged through a rainbow and left to die. Paddy-pimped to the core.

That kid was dressed like a walking grasshopper. Paddy-pimped and ready to party.

My sister’s dog came to the park with green hair and glitter in its ears. Paddy-pimped and ready to cause chaos.