Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When cats dig their claws into anything soft like a human’s arm and mash it like it’s a stress ball.

My cat clawed my face like I owed him money.

He paddy pawed my shirt until it looked like a shredded cheese bag.

She paddy pawed my leg while I was trying to eat cereal.

2

A cat’s version of giving a massage but it’s more like a claw attack with a side of judgment.

My cat paddy pawed my chest like I was the enemy.

He paddy pawed my blanket as if it was a rival.

She paddy pawed my toes like I had insulted her ancestors.

3

A cat’s way of saying 'I love you' while also screaming 'I will rip your face off.'

He paddy pawed my arm like I was a rival in a claw fight.

She paddy pawed my face while I was still sleeping.

My cat paddy pawed my back like I was the villain of his story.

4

A cat’s way of making soft things feel like they’ve been through a war.

He paddy pawed my pillow until it looked like a broken toy.

She paddy pawed my shirt until it had claw marks and a message.

My cat paddy pawed my leg like it was a crime scene.

5

A cat’s way of showing affection by basically clawing you to death with softness.

My cat paddy pawed my face while I was eating pizza.

He paddy pawed my hand like it was a betrayal.

She paddy pawed my arm while I was trying to watch TV.

6

A cat’s way of relaxing by clawing the hell out of anything soft.

He paddy pawed my chest like it was a doormat.

She paddy pawed my shirt until it was shredded.

My cat paddy pawed my leg while I was trying to sleep.