Paddy no daddy

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A gay porn show so bad it makes your brain hurt. Paddy farts and shoves his daddy's face in the dirt. The honey is just a kid with a bad perm. The uncle is a guy who thinks he’s a rock star. It’s like watching a toddler try to draw a unicorn.
My mom watched it and cried. I watched it and cried. The show made my cat cry.
I tried to watch it with my brother. He threw up. The uncle threw a shoe.
The honey got bit by a rat. Paddy cried. The show got canceled.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A lunatic with a gun the size of a dinosaur. He spits tobacco and shoots little kids. He’s been to Vietnam and still hates it. He eats grenades for breakfast.
He shot my dog. My dog shot back. The dog won.
He spit on my teacher. My teacher gave him a D.
He killed my brother. My brother is now a ghost.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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An Asian guy who gives you cash and says you’re his favorite kid. He’s like your rich uncle but with more money and less patience.
He gave me $100 and said I was a ‘lovable idiot.’
He bought me a pizza and a car. Then he cried.
He said I was his ‘cute little son.’ I told him I was 14.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A guy named Patrick who is cool, kind of hot, and doesn’t have a 12-inch penis but has one that’s like 8 inches. It’s still good.
He said I was ‘pretty cool.’ I said I was ‘pretty average.’
He gave me a pizza and said we were ‘friends.’
He had a 8-inch penis. I had a 6-inch pencil.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A farmer who is either a VC or a friend of one. The Americans thought they were all farmers. They were wrong. They were all VC.
They thought he was a farmer. He was a VC. He shot them.
He had a rice field. He had a rifle. He shot them all.
He was a farmer. He was a VC. He was a legend.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A cheetah. That's it. No one knows why it's called that. It's just a cheetah. Maybe it's a weird cheetah. Maybe it's a cheetah with a problem.
It ran like a cheetah. It was a cheetah. It was the best cheetah.
It was a cheetah. It had no friends. It was sad.
It was a cheetah. It had no plan. It was a disaster.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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