Paddy Kerr’d

I Paddy Kerr’d so hard I fell off a barstool and into a pint of lager.

After the ship’s party, he Paddy Kerr’d like a man who’d been thrown into a bottle of whiskey.

She Paddy Kerr’d so bad she tried to talk to the ship’s dog and it ignored her.

He Paddy Kerr’d at the pub and ended up dancing on the bar like a lunatic.

She Paddy Kerr’d so much she tried to wear a hat made of toast.

They Paddy Kerr’d until the ship’s toilet overflowed and everyone had to swim in it.

He Paddy Kerr’d and tried to duel the bartender with a spoon.

She Paddy Kerr’d and started shouting orders to a completely empty deck.

They Paddy Kerr’d so bad they tried to sail the ship on a bottle of rum.