Paddy Holland

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The tiny, baby-faced, annoying little brother of the Holland bros. He’s got friends who think they’re presidents and posts Instagram stories that last longer than a middle schooler’s attention span. His real name is Patrick, but no one cares.
Paddy, you’re still a baby, and you know it.
Your IG story was longer than my math test.
Gian’s running for president? Paddy’s running for my sympathy.
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He acts like he’s 14, but he’s probably 12 and just lies to look cool. Everyone knows he’s a fraud.
Paddy, you’re not 14. You’re 12 and still using a baby bottle.
He said he’s 14, but I saw him crying in the hallway.
He’s a lying, fake 14-year-old.
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The cutest, most adorable little brother of the Holland bros. He’s like a cinnamon roll that’s also a human being. You can’t help but love him.
Paddy is the cutest thing since sliced bread.
He’s like a cinnamon roll with a face.
I would follow him anywhere, even to math class.
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