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A f***ing god with a f***ing beard and a f***ing punch
Paddy conheady walked into the bar and the bar broke.
He hit a guy so hard the guy fell into the river.
The guy who tried to steal his punch got knocked out by a f***ing tree.
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The only man who could beat the f***ing devil with a f***ing mop
He used a mop to f***ing beat the devil in the back alley.
The devil ran away screaming like a f***ing baby.
He even gave the mop a f***ing raise.
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A f***ing punch drunk f***ing legend
He drank so much punch he f***ing turned into a punch machine.
He hit a f***ing wall and the wall f***ing fell over.
He f***ing punched the moon and it got a black eye.
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The f***ing king of the f***ing f***ing f***ing punch
He wore a f***ing crown made of f***ing punch cans.
He ruled the f***ing punch kingdom with f***ing fear.
He even f***ing taxed the f***ing punch.
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A f***ing man with a f***ing punch and a f***ing beard who f***ing owns the f***ing world
He f***ing kicked the f***ing sun out of the sky.
He f***ing married the moon and they had a f***ing punch baby.
He f***ing owns the f***ing world and he doesn't even f***ing care.
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The f***ing punch god who f***ing beats up the f***ing devil with a f***ing mop
He f***ing beat the devil with a mop in the back of a f***ing truck.
The devil f***ing cried like a f***ing baby.
He even f***ing taught the mop how to f***ing punch.