Paddy Caking

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Doing stuff that’s so lame it makes a baby cry.
I was Paddy Caking at work by folding paper towels like it was my job.
My mom Paddy Caked all day by watching paint dry.
I Paddy Caked my friend by pretending to read a book for three hours.
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You’re screwing a girl doggy style, and you decide to slap her butt like she’s a cake.
He was Paddy Caking her ass while still inside her.
She screamed when he started Paddy Caking her like a madman.
He Paddy Caked her so hard, she thought her butt was on fire.
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An Irish guy uses his junk to mix eggs, flour, sugar, and cake mix inside a girl and then shoves his cum in there like it’s a dessert.
He Paddy Caked her with a cake mix and his cum like it was a bakery.
That Irish guy Paddy Caked her with his junk and his special milk.
She was Paddy Caked with a cake mix and some cum like it was a party.
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Two guys are doing butt stuff, then one pulls out his poop-covered junk and slaps the other’s face with it like it’s a poop cake.
He Paddy Caked his friend with his poop-covered junk like it was a cake.
They were Paddy Caking each other with poop and junk.
He Paddy Caked his guy friend with his poop-covered penis.
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You’re tongue-deep in your girl’s junk like you’re trying to eat her.
He was Paddy Caking her with his tongue like he was trying to swallow her.
She was Paddy Caked by his tongue like it was a food fight.
He Paddy Caked her so deep, she thought he was trying to eat her.
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You grab a bald guy’s head from your pants and choke him like he’s a chicken.
He Paddy Caked the bald guy from his pants like it was a wrestling match.
She chocked the bald man with her hand from her pants like it was a surprise.
He Paddy Caked the bald guy in public like he was a chicken.
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